This is what happens when the president comes to town.

Cool parts emphasized in bold:

!FDC 0/1968 ZAU FLIGHT RESTRICTIONS. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, MAY 27, 2010 LOCAL. Pursuant to 49 USC 40103(B), The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) classifies the airspace defined in this NOTAM as ‘National Defense Airspace’. Pilots who do not adhere to the following procedures may be intercepted, detained and interviewed by law enforcement/security personnel.
Any of the following additional actions may also be taken against a pilot who does not comply with the requirements or any special instructions or procedures announced in this NOTAM:

Why I did not buy an iPad.

Because I can’t afford one.

China

“…unlike in China where they charge you for the bullet when they shoot you in the head.”
-ERF, M.D.

Best SOAP Note Ever.

Surgical resident encounters a “regular” to the ER not known for good hygiene:

S: Bug in ear
O: Bug in ear
A: Bug in ear
P: Removed bug.

Edible Photos

My friend sent me these pics and I think they’re pretty impressive considering everything in them is something you can eat.

French Countryside perhaps?

Balloon Race

Little street in town

Beach Inlet

Aquatic Scene

Kitchen Window

Mountainous road

The New & Improved Rachael Ray Drinking Game

In response to this very detailed and painfully thought-out (I assume, it would be painful to me) drinking game, I would like to hereby propose a new Rachael Ray Drinking Game:

Since most drinking games tend to be constructed on the premise that one takes a drink whenever the principal either says or does something specific, I’m going to construct this game around a slightly different one.  It’s very simple, so pay attention:

If you get the idea to watch the Rachael Ray Show, take a drink.

Keep drinking until you no longer feel the need to watch her show.

This is extensible to those around you with only slight modifications:

If someone around you suggests watching the Rachael Ray Show, take a drink.

Keep drinking until you can safely(this means without spilling any alcohol) use the bottle as a club to beat this person over the head for making such a suggestion.

Ironii

Ha! 

http://www.typography.com/ask/showBlog.php?blogID=67 

Hells yeah.

 Excellent editorial in  about the circus that airport security has become.

“Ha! Suck it, Blue!”*

“If God’s plan to punish me for a banal terrestrial matter really was to strike a lamppost with my pinky ever so lightly then I contend to you that God is an incoherent, disorganised slacker and a complete idiot.”

From The Gospel of Reason.  

*apologies to Dick Simmons 

Nerd.

I don’t claim to be exactly like this but much of it is scarily similar. 

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